"I'd like to thank Absolut vodka and the Colombian drug cartel."
Lars Ulrich of Metallica takes a moment to thank all the little people
"It was kind of scary cause you never know what Tom is going to do, you know. You're kind of at the mercy of whatever he decides is funny. It was really fun; it was really hard not to laugh."
-- Tony Hawk on working with Tom Green
"How's my chest?"
-- Tara Dakides to a photographer when asked to pose for a shot
"Let me just bling out with you."
-- Kevin Jones to Sal Masekela when comparing fat bling-bling bracelets.
"I guess my level of extreme is that much higher than most girls can comprehend, and I do it cause I love it. I'm trying to encourage the other girls to get into it too."
-- Layne Beachley rations winning the Surfer of the Year - Female
"I'm not down for rollerblading. I don't know if that's an extreme sport or not."
-- Jack Johnson's insight on action sports going mainstream
"Snowboarded, skated until I broke everything and stopped. And huh, went on to safer things, like motorcycles and guns."
-- James Hetfield of Metallica on his participation of action sports
"Everytime I jump off something huge, I'm listening to you guys!"
-- Shane McConkey to the members of Metallica after winning Skier of the Year - Male
"I've done it in a couple of different places. I've done it in Canada, in Colorado, in Europe."
-- Daryl Hannah proving her athletic abilities and heli-boarding experiences
"One roll of film, that's all I get?"
-- Colin McKay on the green carpet
"Dude, this is looking pretty crazy"
-- Bjorn Leines' reaction to the green carpet
"It's fun to walk around in your pajamas because people think you're crazy."
-- Fat Mike of NOFX
"This is what it has done for me...a scar on my knee."
-- Fat Mike of NOFX when asked how skate, snow, bmx, or motox has effected them.
"It's skateboarding 101. If you want to know where skateboarding came from, to where it's at now, then you have to see it."
-- Tony Alva on the new Dogtown and Z-boys documentary
"This is just fun and games. An excuse to get wasted."
-- Kevin Jones when asked if there was anything stressful about the show.
"Well, I'm gonna stick to doing what I do best, but It's good to see these guys doing their thing."
-- LL Cool J when asked if he participates in any of the featured sports
"This is an action sport trying to get through this carpet thing."
-- Chris Klein talking about all the wall to wall people walking down the green carpet.
"Yeah, the dirt and the sea."
-- Laird Hamilton when asked if he came to the show with TJ Lavin.
"I just stuck out my hand and he actually shook it."
-- TJ Lavin talking about LL Cool J
"This is absolutely, 100 percent, the most dressed I've ever been."
-- Kevin Jones when asked about his suit
"I love all your albums. Stay black"
-- Big Brother's Chris Nieratko to Sal Masekela
"Without a doubt, Ozzy is the craziest person I've ever met. Son of Sam is a close second. I've seen him take a crap on some guy's car. For no reason. He's crazy. That was two days after I'd met him. And, he's not mellowed with age. He's just more subtle now ... "
-- Black Sabbath bass player Geezer Butler on Ozzy Osbourne
"It's a special, extreme cigarette."
-- Lars Ulrich explaining a gift he received from the Deftones
"Hey thanks, you stay whiter than black."
-- Sal Masekela to Chris Nieratko in response
"Luckily I had a suit. I had to go to a wedding last weekend."
-- Eric Koston remarks on his pimpin' style
"I'm a little confused by it, really. I was just surfing the waves in Tahiti and now they got me walking down an isle with a bunch of cameras."
-- Laird Hamilton when asked about the award show.
"I'm inspired by watching all these people."
-- Ali Landry, aka "The Doritos Girl", gives up some props