Tuesday, January 2

Shane McConkey

Shane McConkey

Name: Shane McConkey
Nicknames: Cliff Huckstable and Payne McShlonkey
Sponsors: Volant, Oakley, Sessions, Red Bull, Nordica, Reflex, Boeri
Home Resort: Squaw
Birthplace: Vancouver, BC
Birth date: 12/30/69
Resort you learned to ski: Whistler and Squaw
First time you skied: When I was two.
Where you ski now: Everywhere
Best results: See attachment and choose whatever you want
What you like most about skiing: Hucking meat! Of course! Duh! What the hell do you think skis are for?
Idols: Holy shit, I know I'm gonna miss some here for sure but here goes: Mom, Frank Gambalie, Miles D, Schmidt, Rick Sylvester, John Bossi, James Bond, John Eaves, Dan Osman, That's all I can think of right now.
Ski Idols: Anyone who can do stuff that I can't.
Favorite band: Metallica
What is in stereo now: RUN-DMC, Raising Hell
Favorite food: Sushi
Things you hate: Those other skiing magazines, the typical skier, getting hurt, skiing in the east, side cut, people who drive slow in the fast lane, girl farts, beets, squash, milk, cocaine, people who sip their tea/coffee loudly, taxes, getting up to go grab something and then forgetting what the hell I was supposed to get, getting up early, hickups, having to dooker in a nasty public rest room, realizing that I'm out of toilet paper too late, Yosemite park rangers.
Other activities you do besides skiing: Skydiving, BASE jumping, Mtn. biking, hiking, surfing(barley), climbing, Nintendo
Turn-On's: My girl friend
Turn-Off's: Fat, smelly, hair, dead fish style
Favorite video game: Snake
High score: 918
Favorite punch line: Its not really a puch line but when people ask what I do for a living and then I tell them they usually say: "Oh, so you're a ski instructor."
Your porn name (middle name + 1st street you lived on): That's the default way to get a porn or stunt double, like if you don't deserve one or no one will give you one! Mine's Payne McShlonkey
Stunt Double: Cliff Huckstable
What you wanted to be growing up: A stunt man, a circus clown, a world cup ski racer.